Yeah, it was a scene from Cops for sure. I just purchased an MP3 player on Sunday - I wanted an easily transportable means of carrying music with me while out on my long daily walks. It's the cutest thing - it holds 500 songs and I can upload right from my cd player or the radio. So imagine my dismay a few hours after opening the box and playing with uploading music that I hear a chewing sound coming from my desk, right next to me. (Here I thought he was napping - but ohhh noooo!)
Yeah, there's Ernie, eating the ear bud headphones. He chewed right through to the wire in two places - he probably would have chewed all the way through had I not stopped him. Aaargh! Cuff that guy and put him in the slammer! He did spend timeout in the bathroom for a couple of hours and has been very remorseful ever since. Got some electrical tape today in the hopes of salvaging the headphones - if not, it's another trip to Staples to find a replacement. And even though there seems to be remorse (as well as a cat can experience remorse) I still don't trust him, so the headphones and anything wire-like now lives in a drawer where he can't be tempted....
"...bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do...whatcha gonna do when they come for you...bad boy, bad boy..." Fade out....
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